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Postby tkadvil » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:18 am

oof a lot of backlash, I guess if you weren't growing up in the 90s it wont be appealing
I quite liked this vid though. It gave me nostalgia and she really hit the nail in the coffin on all the popular stuff back then. She could've acted at least a little more excited though
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby paintingtherosesred » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:36 am

rooibostree wrote:Image

Yes she dyed her hair for Coachella. And in that pic, her hair looks fried as shit.


..it's backcombed. it's a technique some people use when dying hair to help things gradiate (yes, ik this isn't a real word) more naturally.
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Postby elegantly » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:13 am

Yeah this was obviously a Safiya rip-off...but if she was on Xanax and Valium.

Cyrus looked thrilled af to spend his night at Chuckie Cheese.
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby KittyGussip » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:17 am

tkadvil wrote:oof a lot of backlash, I guess if you weren't growing up in the 90s it wont be appealing
I quite liked this vid though. It gave me nostalgia and she really hit the nail in the coffin on all the popular stuff back then. She could've acted at least a little more excited though
Im a 90s kid, but I wasnt born in the US so I cant relate to most of the things she showed... maybe the music and makeup only
what I didnt like is how forced it looked and how sad and un-excited she seemed, watch other YTers react to their childhood shows to see what I mean :?
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby timesnewroman » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:26 am

I thought it was an interesting video but yeah she was sooo monotone lol. I just thought it was extremely wasteful all the shit she bought just for this video...it was like she would mention an item then next second pulls it out. That box of shit with Lisa frank stickers, candyland, all the food/snacks, magazines/b, etc. She really prepared for the video but knowing how many phases she went through and all the crap she has accumulated along the way. I hope she returns or donate all that shit cause a lot of the stuff she had were bought new


the video didn't bore me but at points I just found it really depressing like when she was a BK alone eating fries and a drink. Nothing wrong with eating out alone but it was depressing since u know she doesn't have anyone to go with.

Being a 90s kids too, her going into Claire's and chuckie cheese just depressed me, going into those places 10-15 yr ago even I was aware of how shitty they were, I don't feel the least bit nostalgic going into these places that didn't know how to progress and appeal to a new generation. Too much 90s nostalgia for me too connect lol her past bias makes her feel like the 90s was so amazing

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Postby mameha » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:46 am

I x'd out after she started eating Cookie Crisp.

She was so snide/snarky about it, what could've been a fun trip down memory lane was just a buzzkill.
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Postby ludirudi » Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:59 am

Her energy is so medicated. Or something.
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby KittyGussip » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:07 am

another comparison to the hair
The top pic is from the DNA results video and the bottom on is from the new video
...this is definitely the Coachella hair :?
The fact that she left Coachella and the opportunity to have fun w/friends to film this video makes me uncomfortable
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Postby younoob » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:15 am

bellatrixxx wrote:I know this may be unpopular opininon here but I don’t think Cyrus is an asshole/rude to Kalel, to me he actually seems like a nice down to earth guy with sarcastic sense of humor. He may be just uncomfortable in front of camera so he appears rude. I think he is kind of good for Kalel because he strikes me as kind of person who would call her out for her shitty behaviour and help her to get out of her comfort zone. And it seems like he actually care for animals and things he is passionate about (i saw on insta he volunteers). Idk, that’s just my opinion, we see just a tiny part of their lives so who knows how their relationship actually looks like.


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I agree with you! Cyrus seems like a good guy when you look at his volunteering instagram stories + posts about veganism. I wanna say he does more advocating than Kalel does.
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Postby elegantly » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:16 am

KittyGussip wrote:another comparison to the hair
The fact that she left Coachella and the opportunity to have fun w/friends to film this video makes me uncomfortable


Yeah that's....beyond sad. It's on a whole 'nother level I can't describe. Uncomfortable is a good word.

If I didn't know better, I'd say she was on something or popping Xanax.
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Postby peanutpanini » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:20 am

I did grow up in the 90s in the US, have organized 90s themed parties for university and I love going to 90s dance parties. I love the decade's culture but Kalel did not do a good job portraying it in the video.

Most people who feel nostalgic for the decade of their childhood do so not only for the special bygone elements of that time, but because it reminds them of the carefree joy and simplicity of their childhood. As Timesnewroman said, this video felt depressing to watch. Kalel might have collected items associated with the time but she did not capture its spirit. This was an effect of the way she shot the video as well as the visible unhappiness of her and her boyfriend. Even when she's smiling, we can tell she is not feeling it.

I don't like Safiya Nygaard type videos in general and do not subscribe to her, but I do think she does a good job of thematically setting up her videos and of conveying excitement for whatever she is trying out, even if the enthusiasm is fake. I think she learned a lot about digital storytelling at Buzzfeed that Kalel doesn't know or care to implement.
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Postby KittyGussip » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:36 am

here comes the vegan queen who does 100+ hours of research before buying anything :rofl:
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Postby Jenin » Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:58 am

KittyGussip wrote:here comes the vegan queen who does 100+ hours of research before buying anything :rofl:
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I'm not even vegan and i know that d3 isn't vegan. You'd think our self proclaimed vegan queen would know something like that.
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Postby Lucyy » Mon Apr 16, 2018 9:15 am

There is also vegan vitamin D3 (just google vegan vitamin D3, you will see lots of brands selling this as a supplement). If the manufacturer doesn't specify, it is hard to know.
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Postby Sblurp » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:23 am

DemiA wrote:This video really should have been a collab...isn't Sophia the same age as her and starting out with a youtube channel? Or why not get Evelina (also born in 89) and compare what they watched growing up? :(


Actually Safiya is a bit younger (like 24 - 25), and waaaaaaay to likeable (in my opinion) to be in a collab with Kalel. Kalel could learn a few things from her though, like how to make this tipe of videos to begin with.

edit: And at this point has doubled Kalel's subs (she's at 4,5M) .
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby Planetbs » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:48 am

I think she got her horse teeth shaved down and her bottom teeth look ultra white and perfect now too. I wonder if her hiatus was partially to get her bottom teeth done.

I definitely agree that this video is super pathetic. Anyone remember the 90s party she threw when she was with Anthony? Seems like she's just looking up the same shit She looked up to make a video for that party. I wonder how many times she does This? It's super weird and serial killerish. Her applying make up reminds me of "would you fuck me, I'd fuck me."

..side note, basically none of her 90s make up is vegan or even cruelty free.
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby BootlaceGirl » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:51 pm

Kalel "Veneer-ly Relevant" Smith for the next thread title? Because her 90's video is another example of her desperation for relevance.
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby purplehazee » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:13 pm

I loved the 90s! That was such a fun period to grow up to where kids actually played outside and weren't glue to their I-Pads lol I get Kalel's love for that era I do since I'm also a 90s kid. Kind of disappointed b/c like a lot of you said, what was suppose to be a fun video ended up being kind of depressing. I can't pinpoint why since she was smiling the whole time and laughing, but I think she is really depressed and is just trying to pretend she's happy.
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby lolwut » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:22 pm

Her personality and voice is not made for sit down videos. People only subscribe to her because of her life drama and money she throws around. Her newest video is doing horribly with views. People don’t want to listen to her boring monotone ass talk about stuff like that. It’s just not interesting.
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby dew » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:39 pm

BootlaceGirl wrote:Kalel "Veneer-ly Relevant" Smith for the next thread title? Because her 90's video is another example of her desperation for relevance.


Haha, yes.

Or Kalel "A Thin, Blindingly White Veneer of Sanity Left" Smith
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Postby Serendipitous » Mon Apr 16, 2018 4:55 pm

Lydia Deetz wrote:She is obviously depressed and trying to recapture the happiness and good feelings she felt in her childhood. Very uncomfortable to watch.

The idea itself was fun but this is exactly the vibe I got as I was watching the video. It didn't feel like a cute, creative idea she came up with, it felt more like somebody who's desperately trying to recapture the happiness from their youth, like you said. It was depressing and uncomfortable.
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby tkadvil » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:01 pm

elegantly wrote:Yeah this was obviously a Safiya rip-off...but if she was on Xanax and Valium.

Cyrus looked thrilled af to spend his night at Chuckie Cheese.


kalel's video certainly was inspired by Safiya's videos, but why call it a rip off? Are you prepared to call every youtuber that did this trend a rip off? I think Safiya would want people to be inspired by her vids and make their own. Not trying to defend Kalel but I just find it strange how people see doing similar videos to other youtubers as "stealing content" and "ripping off" instead of being inspired and following a cute trend
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby MISSMAGE » Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:31 pm

That vocal fry is getting gnarly. I'm guessing she's smoking/vaping herb on the reg these days. :mrgreen:
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby quartz_ » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:27 pm

https://imgur.com/gallery/5zXO5wow guys this might be the first time we've ever seen kafail show affection.
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Re: Kalel "Crotch Sasquatch" Smith-Padilla-Jannat-Musk [PT 3

Postby dew » Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:30 pm

quartz_ wrote:https://imgur.com/gallery/5zXO5wow guys this might be the first time we've ever seen kafail show affection.


In another ad for Daniel Wellington ffs.
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