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Here's a topic for the FAQ. Feel free to start drafting questions and answering them the best you can. You can use some humor if you'd like, but make sure people can still get their questions answered, lol. Feel free to check out the one on other YTers. (I think the Shaytards and Charles Trippy have some good examples).

Thanks! I'll update this as it gains more FAQs and fun facts.

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Ok since ill be referring to 3 of Marys old modelmayhem profiles i thought i should first show which profiles they are and provide proof that they are in fact her. 2 of them have been fully shut down and her latest one is still up but says its a deactivated account.

Her first Model Mayhem account.
Member #1816850
http://secure.modelmayhem.com/1816850
(As you can see it has been removed.)

Some archived versions of this profile
http://web.archive.org/web/201011250800 ... om/1816850
^Dated 25th Nov 2010
http://web.archive.org/web/201101182046 ... om/1816850
^Dated 18th Jan 2011
http://web.archive.org/web/201103211904 ... om/1816850
^Dated 21st Mar 2011

What the account looks like in the forums.
'DEACTIVATED ACCOUNT'
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Some posts she made in the modelmayhem forums proving it is her.
Dated 22 Oct 2011
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http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/795049

Dated 6 Jan 2013
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http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/ ... st17891044



Her second Model Mayhem account.
Member #2988124
http://secure.modelmayhem.com/2988124
(As you can see it has been removed.)

I couldn't find any archived versions of this profile.

What the account looks like in the forums.
'8v44f6t'
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Some posts she made in the modelmayhem forums proving it is her.
Dated 24th May 2013
(She provides name to her old instagram account. This instagram account has been cleared of everything but you can see on her old google+ profile that she used to use @maryelizabethgt instagram account.)
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http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/ ... st18275964
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^ Her google+ account for reference
https://plus.google.com/105329063255050535940/about

Dated 5 June 2013
(In this thread she asks fellow mm users to have a go at editting a photo of her and further down the thread someone posts there edit. the photo is of Mary.)
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http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/ ... st18326932



Her third and most recent Model Mayhem account.
Member #3540432
http://www.modelmayhem.com/3540432
(This account is still up, but most of the information is removed. This account she used as 'Mary Morrison'.)

I made a post here on GG about how I found this account on the 5th of March 2015. I went to search it up like i explained in my old post but it is not coming up anymore on google. Here is the old post.
http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f ... 5#p1403955

I have found this though.
Searched "Mary Morrison" modelmayhem in google. This was the first listing.
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As you can see the model mayhem account number is the same as i have said above. #3540432

So it looks as thought it is not under Mary Morrison anymore, it has changed to 'deactivatedaccount' like her other old model mayhem account.



Thats it. So now i can refer to things she has said in the modelmayhem forums (which i will do a lot when answering any questions asked about her) and everyone will know they are posts made by Mary.

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So first off, How old is Mary Elizabeth Gordon-Thomson (sometimes Mary Morrison) aka SuperMaryFace?

She just turned 21 on the 9th of March 2015.
Making her birthdate: 9th March 1994

Proof

On the 17th of Jan 2011, She is 16.
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http://web.archive.org/web/201101182046 ... om/1816850

On the 21st of Mar 2011, She is 17.
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http://web.archive.org/web/201103211904 ... om/1816850

On this post of the modelmayhem forums, She says she turned 19.
On the 9th of March 2013.
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http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/883391/1

On her latest modelmayhem account, it says she is 21.
Old Screenshot taken: 5 March 2015
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Screenshot taken: 26 March 2015
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http://secure.modelmayhem.com/3540432

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Ok next up.

She must of had a lot of her fans ask why she started youtube because she posted this late last year.

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http://sprmaryface.tumblr.com/post/1047 ... sked-me-to

She says that the reason she started youtube was because her fans asked her to.
After searching around on model mayhem, i found she used to have another youtube channel which she uploaded videos to before she even met Ken. And another thing i found out about her, is that during 2013, she was trying her hardest to become internet famous.

Here is the proof that Mary has been trying to get famous on the internet for quite a while, before she even met Ken and became 'SuperMaryFace'. The whole 'i made my youtube channel because you asked me to' is complete bullshit.

*Reminder: She met Ken late 2013 (ill explain this in my next post), and started her SuperMaryFace channel on 21 Mar 2014*

Here she out right says she just bought a new webcam to start her youtube career. And that she is now going to be rich.
Dated 27 Feb 2013
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http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/882167


In this thread Mary says this 'Would anyone like to turn a video of me booty shaking into a gif?' and this is what followed.
Thread Start Dated 21 Feb 2013
http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/881174

Firstly she asks them to turn a video of her into a gif, and she then mentions she is slowly trying to become internet famous.
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Two people on modelmayhem then post there gifs of the video she had sent to them.
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Here are the gifs.
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http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/d ... 3b5099.gif
There other gif can be found here http://jayleavitt.com/links/booty_shake.gif

Lastly she ends up saying she had made another video of her dancing for them to make into a gif.
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In this thread using another of her modelmayhem accounts, she states she makes vlogging and gaming youtube videos.
Dated 20 July 2013 (She met Ken in the next few months after this)
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http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/898155

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Adding to my last post. Here is another of her youtube channels.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfIiKF ... kaT1q2aHoQ

I also notice that this youtube channel started 24th Jan 2013.
She got her new camera she was going to use for youtube a month later. 27th Feb 2013.
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This could be her old youtube channel she was talking about where she made vlogging and gaming videos.

Also when you look through that channels activity, it looks like she still goes on it.

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Next up, this is my thoughts on when Mary and Ken first started talking and how fast there relationship progressed.

*Reminder: She says there anniversary for when they started dating is the 10th Oct 2013.*

Mary posted this on the 22nd Sep 2013. Kind of looks like when they first started talking to each other.
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http://sprmaryface.tumblr.com/post/6202 ... video-game

If this is around the time they started talking 22 Sep 2013, and their anniversary is 10 Oct 2013, they started dating around 20 days after they first started talking. I remember her saying they talked for months before they officially started dating.

She then moved to Mississippi around the 11th Dec 2013.
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http://sprmaryface.tumblr.com/post/6972 ... waiting-to

So she moved to Mississippi after 2 months of dating online and they had been talking for about 2 and a half months.
She picked up her entire life to move half way around the world after talking to this guy for only a couple months. She saw her ticket and she took it. Finally she was off to America.

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Just some of Mary's tumblr posts put together.
Dated from when they started talking, to her quick dash to America in the span on a few months.

(Open them both in a new tab to full size to be able to read everything)
Read both left sides all the way down and then it continues to the right on the first image.
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Lie, lies and more lies.

(Note - not bashing her for doing nudes, there is nothing wrong with that. This is about the lies she keeps making up when she tries to cover up information that has been found out about her.)

If you have been following Mary for a while now, you would of noticed that when everything went south, she blurted out a whole lotta stuff on tumblr and after more and more was being found out about Mary, she ended up deleting a lot of those posts she made.

This is one i had to hunt down since it has been deleted by Mary from her tumblr.
As you can see here it is deleted ... http://sprmaryface.tumblr.com/post/1119 ... ly-feeling

But a fan of hers had reposted what she had said.
Here ... http://ocean-meri.tumblr.com/post/11195 ... pt-in-days

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First paragraph i have underlined.

I believe the older man she is talking about is Andy ***** who is a photographer for wildplaces photography (There are 2 men from wildplaces she did nude shoots with. Andy and Andre-j). That part is true, but the whole spiel about being edited into fantasy scenes i believe is a lie and they were taken mid 2013.

She had done numerous nude photo shoots with multiple photographers, and she knew they weren't going to be used to be edited into fantasy scenes. People found this out and so she deleted this post off of her tumblr. She didn't want to be caught telling a lie to her fans. Which she keeps doing over and over again and then she gets caught out and deletes any evidence that may be used against her from her earlier rants.

If you go through their photoshoots on their facebook page, through mid 2013, you can find shoots done with Mary (Mares).
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set ... 105&type=1
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set ... 105&type=1
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set ... 105&type=1

Since 18+ photos are not allowed on facebook, the nude images are not included, but you can tell by the clothing she wears and the location of the photoshoots that the nudes were shot at the same time.
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They had been uploaded to the photographers modelmayhem pages and mostly andre-j's deviantart.
(if you look up 'hana' or 'mares' with 'wildplaces' or 'andre-j' and 'nude' there a many photos at different locations i believe taken by either andy or andre-j)

You can tell by their portfolios that their photos are not photoshopped to look like fantasy scenes. So what she said sounds made up.

I say this because Mary did her background check on photographers that she was going to work with.
Mary said this on a model mayhem post.
'I, like I assume most to all models do, check credited references and the legitimacy of a photographer before working with them.'
http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/ ... st18355876

So she knew what she was doing and what photos she was going to get from those photographers due to there portfolio containing glamour photos and artistic nudes. Why did she make up this huge story about how they were supposed to be photoshopped to be fantasy scenes? Why did she lie?

She even made one of her model mayhem pages an all nude portfolio. She talks about it in these 2 posts.
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http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/896765/1

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http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/896760/1



Second part i have underlined.

Im not 100% sure what images she is talking about here.

But i have been told they are either these photos done with wildplaces.
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Or these photos with JulieM Photography. (Mayhem # 2771885) The photos in this ladies portfolio even credit marys old modelmayhem page. So we know they are of her.
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As this forum has grown, it can be hard to get caught up. We wanted to give new members a quick recap of this forum so you can dive in whenever.

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To get the best understanding of this forum, the point of it, the tone, or even the members, I would strongly recommend taking the time to read the entire forum from the beginning. This FAQ is a great starting point to ask specific questions and understand major points, but some context and details can be lost in summary. We've been told that this forum is a good read, so grab a cup of tea and read along if you're bored or just have down time! Plus, you might find certain points have been made that couldn't necessarily be translated here.

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Ok, I will explain Mary’s Tumblr rant some more.

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As shown in posts above Mary’s nude images have NOT been shared without her consent, encouraging people to rape her. She has posted them HERSELF on her ModelMayhem account (see previous posts). These pictures were NOT supposed to be edited nor were they shared without her knowledge.

See how she is saying people are telling her she should be raped because she deserves it. Before I will prove she is lying about the 15 year old model being edited to look like her I will first provide some information as to how Mary likes to pretend everybody is lying and she is the helpless victim.

Whenever someone finds out about Mary’s lies, whether it is a fan believing somebody is photoshopping Mary onto naked bodies or somebody actually calling her out on her lies, she likes to play the victim-role.

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The image above is after some of her nudes were found. Again she claims people are calling her a whore, slut, prostitute etc. etc. She also likes to claim people on this forum (GuruGossip) talk about her deserving to be raped/killed.

Non of this is true. Mary herself makes the conscious the decision to play the victim rather than owning up to her lies. We only prove she is lying, we DO NOT tell her to kill herself or other threats. Nor do we approve of anybody doing so.

Mary says all of this to gain sympathy from her fans, which will than blindly follow her on her word and defend her.

An example of this is Mary saying she received an email from an address called [email protected] again saying someone told her she is a slut/whore and deserves to be raped/killed etc etc. Again her fans get all angry and decide to report the email address to Hotmail.

However, a fan trying to report the account finds out that [email protected] is a non-excising account meaning it has not been created yet/is not in use. Meaning Mary could have never received an email from that account, which would mean Mary is lying about receiving death threats.

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(Image taken from http://supermaryfacefan.tumblr.com read for more info.)

Mary also likes to resort to telling people none of the accusations “we” make are true or just simply tells people she has never lied about anything and that these websites are just people with no lives telling stupid lies.

There are many many more examples of Mary saying people/websites are calling her a whore, slut, prostitute or saying she should be raped or killed. But for now I think this will do to prove how instead of telling the truth Mary likes to resort to playing the helpless victim and continues to spread more lies

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Fans defending Mary's lies has also led to some serious accusations. This is where the part of Mary saying someone edited a 15 year old’s model picture to look like her comes in.

There was some confusion as to which pictures she was referring to. Either pictures from JulieM Photography or Andre-j from Wildplaces Photography.

Firstly, it’s easy to prove that all nude pictures from both photographers are Mary since her ModelMayhem ID is linked to those pictures (as shown in previous posts. (See “spoiler” below for more proof)
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This is Mary photographer by Andre-J. A simple Google search shows more pictures from the shoot. Mary uses the name “Hana” for this shoot. Also note how the beauty spots/moles on this picture (which is supposedly the body of a 15 year old according to Mary) perfectly match the moles on Mary's body.

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This is also Mary. JulieM’s portfolio shows more pictures of Mary and Mary has these pictures in her ModelMayhem portfolio. Also, Mary’s ModelMayhem ID number is credited as being the model. (see “spoiler” for proof)
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Also, on Mary’s (old) Tumblr she credits/lists the photographers she has worked with. This list includes both JulieM and Andre-j. How she can keep on insisting it is not her in those pictures whilst she has credited the photographers herself is beyond me.

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It has become clear that the picture Mary claims to be “childporn” is the picture taken by Andre-j. Mary tells her fans somebody has photoshopped her face on a 15 year old's body claiming it to be Mary.

She accuses the photographer of producing CHILD PORNOGRAPHY

Again her fans blindly follow Mary in her actions and start to spam the photographers page with accusations, telling him how disgusting he is, telling people they should never work with him etc. etc.

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In order to cover up her lies she accuses someone of making child porn. Let that sink in for a moment.

Please note that we have no problem with SuperMaryFace taking nude pictures. It is the lies she spreads and accusations she makes which are NOT ok. Sending her fans to defend her lies is NOT ok. Ruining someone’s career by accusing them of child pornography is NOT ok.

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Before I start I want to say that all the links to SuperMaryFace's tumblr will still work if you chance from "sprmaryface" to "suprmaryface" in the links provided in the previous posts. This way you will still be able to confirm that none of the screenshots presented here are fake or edited.

Now to the point. SuperMaryFace has become known for being a suporter of Body Positivity and an advocate for the beauty of women of all shapes and sizes, but is this her true opinion or just another lie to complement her fake online persona?

On one of her ModelMayhem pages, Mary shares her new body routine with very interesting details:

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http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/874781/1

Especially interesting: "Weight self, record weight", Cardio for one hour and a half, "Get pretty" meaning a girl is not pretty without makeup, "leave the house for two hour, bonus points for heart pumping", "TWO HOURS OF FAT TIME", "Get off your lazy arse", "No more eating. Done.No snacks. Stop" and finally "check back tomorrow during fat time".

So aparently for SuperMaryFace the time you don't spend doing some sort of exercise is "Fat Time"... I wonder how that fits with the whole "No bodyshaming" thing she has going on, since she thinks that "Fat people" only sit down and are lazy.

Now here is a confirmation of Mary's own body statistics, also from model mayhem:

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http://web.archive.org/web/201103211904 ... om/1816850

In here she also states that: "She tries to go to the gym everyday", she has a "lean physic" and a "good physical condition". Her weight at the time was 47kg and height was 165cm, for an BMI of 17,6 if you were wondering. She also clearly refers to her hair as light brown/dark blonde, while nowadays she constantly insists on ashy blonde hair and her pre-surgery cup size is also featured.

On her personal instagram there is a huge amount of Ab progress pics, like these ones:
... prmaryface
... prmaryface
... prmaryface
... prmaryface
... prmaryface

This one in particular is very important:

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Quoting one of the members of the thread: "She is so focussed on getting abs and becoming "superhero hot" when she keeps saying any body is a cosplay body that you don't have to look like the character in order to cosplay them…contradicting yourself again Mary?"
SuperMaryFace preaches about being cospositive and bodypositive yet claims that she needs to get "Superhero Hot"! Does this mean she thinks that her bodytype is the only one "Superhero Hot", you be the judge of that.

Two other very interesting finds are:

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SuperMaryFace claims she can't wait to have babies with Ken, but here she states it's one of her biggest fears because it "destroys your body"

And:

https://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/885491



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Well...There goes SuperMaryFace's feminism down the drain. A women's body is her own and she can do whatever she wants with it, except not shave because that makes Mary gag...

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Let's note: here it is not about the weight, yet she clearly says that she starves herself, which later triggers a binge... a few posts later (on ModelMayhem http://www.modelmayhem.com/forums/post/874781/1 ):



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Quotes: "Not eating" and "bonus points for maintaining my 50kg"... So is it about the weight or not about the weight??? Which one Mary?? Does anyone still believe that she is body positive after this?

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Some time ago SuperMaryFace's supposed Australian Bestfriend did a rant on tumblr defending Mary:



Quote: " Mary went to university for three years studying political science and management. She’s qualified to run a whole damn country."

Well this implies that Mary actually has a degree...hum?



In this video (4:00-4:40) Mary states that she went to uni for three years and was six months away from graduating when she took a "short break" to go to america, but then talks about Majoring in Political Theory??? Honestly is there a point in saying "You can do your business program and then Major in economics or Political theory, which was what I did" when you didn't finish your degree?



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In this older instagram post, Mary admits to having finished her degree. In the comments SuperMaryFace says that in America she can only take classes that have no effect for graduation. She also mentions that she has failed and dropped out of several majoring courses and can only graduate if she moves back to Australia. So, as long as she remains in America there is no way she is graduating.

There is nothing wrong with not having a higher education, and it doesn't make you less of a person... Well, it does in Mary's eyes, or why else would she go through so much trouble to confuse everyone? Or does it have to do with the fact that she wants to seem older than she actually is (she is 21)?

"Failind and dropping out of several majoring courses" sounds nothing like "You can do your business program and then major in political theory, which was what I did", does it? Another lie added to the evergrowing mountain that is SuperMaryFace.

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So here's more proof that Mary, Queen of body positivity is actually the queen of hipocrisy. As she in 2014 in a tweet pointed out that all girls who sent pictures to Ken (purple hobo), where over weight, and therefore beneath her and stood no chance. Since she made such a point of the fact that these girls were bigger, we can all assume that she therefore thinks that they are worth less. There really wouldn't be any reason to point that out otherwise. Tweet can be seen here:


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https://ask.fm/maryelizabethgt

I hope this post works... it's a giant chunk of images... but don't worry I have them saved ;)

This is a record of Mary's old Ask.fm account where she answered some questions in the time when she moved to LA with Ken and they had only just started seeing each other. Some answers are interesting, some are funny and some are good as a future reference point. Mary's stories tend to change overtime, and things tend to vanish, so it's good to have a record.

In some cases when facts are "confusing" (we are, after all, all just very "confused" people here :lol: ) I will include other materials to show why the answer or statement is interesting, odd or "confusing" :roll:.

SOME ANSWERS TO "PROVE" THE TIMELINE OF WHEN SHE ANSWERED THESE QUESTIONS:

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MARY'S GUIDE TO NOT BEING CREEPY

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Even though somehow she was even then already constantly showing her abs off on her Instagram - December 2012:

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Or of course literally this one in January 2013:

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And compliments can be both wanted and unwanted - depending on your choice of words:

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MARY ABOUT NOT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES

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Which makes you wonder why she posted these on her Instagram prior to meeting Ken:

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A BIT OF MARY'S LIFE STORY WANTING TO BECOME AN ACTRESS

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19 YEAR OLD MARY'S AMBITION IS TO START AN ADVICE CHANNEL
Because everybody needs life guidance from a 19 year old!

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ASKING ABOUT THEIR AGE DIFFERENCE IS "RUDE"
Except for when she's not a teenager anymore. Then it's a normal question.

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HOW MARY GOT HERSELF THROUGH BAD DAYS AT 19
As you may notice, very in the vain of her Model Mayhem "GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED YOU LAZY SLOB" self-reflections.

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ORIGINS OF THE STARE: WHEN MARY'S BORED SHE WATCHES KEN PLAY GAMES

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But to be clear, even though she works out when she's bored, she hasn't been working out at all:

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MARY PRETENDING SHE ATE BREAKFAST

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MARY ABOUT WANTING CHILDREN AND HER FUTURE

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APPARENTLY IT'S *REALLY EASY* TO BE A GOOD PERSON
Makes you wonder why it's so hard for her to act like one sometimes.

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SHE ONLY REPLIES TO CRITICAL COMMENTS OVER COMPLIMENTS BECAUSE EDUCATING PEOPLE IS HER PASSION

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She is a hater-educator! But only because she feels sorry for the poor souls that don't worship her.

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MARY ALREADY PARANOID ABOUT BEING FOUND

She didn't want to say anything about the house they got in LA because people would find it online.
Not that I would (no good would come of it) but we could probably find her current address in less than 5 minutes.
But this only seems to be a concern of hers when being asked directly.

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Apparently, Mary's perfect life before she flew to America:
Makes you wonder why she left... or maybe that wasn't actually her life?

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ABOUT PEWDIEPIE AND MARZIA NOTSTAYING WITH THEM IN L.A.

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MARY'S MORNING ROUTINE IS BEING KEN'S MOM AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED

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SHE MOVED OUT WHEN SHE WAS 17:
But did she, though? I mean she also almost finished two 3-year majors by the time she turned 19, so.

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This one made me laugh, mostly because I think she meant "new people" or "new sounds"... I mean I would presume she hadn't heard every voice in Australia, and presumably these voices are real people...

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MARY EXPLAINING WHY SHE'S NOT JEALOUS:

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He's living with you, and you're the one he holds at night - what would you be jealous of? I mean even if he cyber-bangs half the lonely internet, you're still the one he lives with and holds at night, so I guess as long as you don't get evicted you always win... I think?

THE QUESTION NOBODY WANTS ANSWERED: WILL SHE AND KEN MAKE PR0N??

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Mary being an unnecessary smartass, because when someone asks about your favourite series, what they mean is your favourite BMW model :roll:

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Her oldest sister Lauren was her best friend:

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MARY ABOUT HER EDUCATION & ATTEMPTING TO SOUND INTELLECTUAL

She wishes she was a marine biologist -
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And yet somehow she majored human resources...
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So basically she studied HR. Which is not what her bestie said... who claimed she majored management and political theory:

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Mary attempting to show off her intellect... poorly so.

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Mary explaining why capitals are oppressive and centralized government apparently erodes multiculturalism :rofl: okay, Miss HR!

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Oh shit I forgot to add this gem to Mary "not playing video games" :lol:

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I'm trying to post in the new thread but it says I need two posts in order to post anything? How can I post if I can't post to begin with? hah Maybe

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