Jaclyn Eilers: A Massive Bitch Part 86

[MountingMoleHill]

Oh look, DickleBitch bought Farnie his own car!

[fashionnic]

Its funny how it’s always her that brings up her weight.


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She also never mentions that the reason she gained 15+ lbs mostly just in her glob face is from the 45 syringes of juvederm she put in there


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[fashionnic]

Spending $125 on a soap dispenser doesn't make you look 'bougie' - it makes it look like you're just foolish with money !

Not to mention it looks like a bunch of silver pimples glued to a plastic bottle
It looks like something you’d buy from the kids store “justice”


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[bitch1992]

Spending $125 on a soap dispenser doesn't make you look 'bougie' - it makes it look like you're just foolish with money !

Not to mention it looks like a bunch of silver pimples glued to a plastic bottle
It looks like something you’d buy from the kids store “justice”


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HAHAHA I was thinking the same thing! DIY buy silver soap dispenser at traget or walmart, buy fake diamonds at art or craft store and hot glue them. TADA!

[Pleiadian Starseed]

Spending $125 on a soap dispenser doesn't make you look 'bougie' - it makes it look like you're just foolish with money !

Not to mention it looks like a bunch of silver pimples glued to a plastic bottle
It looks like something you’d buy from the kids store “justice”


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You can get dispenser bottles and soap dishes like that in black or white from The Range in the UK for £3.99 lol

[haybales]

Long time lurker here... I just find it SO weird that she associates weight gain with happiness... does that even make sense? Or is she just trying to put a positive spin on it, so people stop pointing it out and commenting on it. Just find it so strange that she always has to state how she gained cuz she’s happy. She can’t just be like I eat like shit or something. I think she’s trying to convince herself she’s happy with the weight gain

[Guest]

I think people say you gain a little weight when you're in a new relationship/in love. Not sure how true this is, but I think it's another way to rub in people's face how happy/in love she is

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[OldHag13]

Am I the only one who thinks she hasn't actually gained weight? Or at most maybe a few pounds? I think she's just making excuses for her jack-o-lantern face and she's fishing for compliments (as usual).

She's the first person I've ever seen who seems to gain and lose weight solely in the face. And she would definitely have the start of a double chin if she was just packing it on. She is so full of shit (and fillers).

[galaxygrl789]

Am I the only one who thinks she hasn't actually gained weight? Or at most maybe a few pounds? I think she's just making excuses for her jack-o-lantern face and she's fishing for compliments (as usual).

She's the first person I've ever seen who seems to gain and lose weight solely in the face. And she would definitely have the start of a double chin if she was just packing it on. She is so full of shit (and fillers).

No youre definitely not the only person! Lol. I think that's the general consensus in here

[bd20112]

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It sounds stupid because it is stupid, Jac-hole.

She's got to be trolling us with the pics of that homeless head of hair her boyfriend has. I can't stop vomiting when I look at it.

You know how they said insecure mean girls surround themselves with uglier girls so they automatically look prettier to everyone? Maybe that's what Jaclyn is doing with her boyfriend.

I know relationships aren't all about looks but damn.... he truly offers NOTHING to their relationship.

[fizzwizz12]

Spending $125 on a soap dispenser doesn't make you look 'bougie' - it makes it look like you're just foolish with money !

Not to mention it looks like a bunch of silver pimples glued to a plastic bottle
It looks like something you’d buy from the kids store “justice”


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you can find that same shit for cheap at a homegoods/tj maxx near you.
i really believe that most of her shit isn't the real stuff. just sayin

[PlastixRecruiter]

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It sounds stupid because it is stupid, Jac-hole.

She's got to be trolling us with the pics of that homeless head of hair her boyfriend has. I can't stop vomiting when I look at it.

You know how they said insecure mean girls surround themselves with uglier girls so they automatically look prettier to everyone? Maybe that's what Jaclyn is doing with her boyfriend.

I know relationships aren't all about looks but damn.... he truly offers NOTHING to their relationship.

She must have a hard time finding uglier people than her, inside and out.

[ilfiore]

i’m so sorry to backtrack to the discussion about the wallpaper (i can never keep up with the jaclyn thread it moves so fast lol!)

but kylie jenner has recently snapchatted her new wallpaper and it looks similar to what jaclyn posted about...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/tvsho ... -wall.html

[ladyevil]

It literally looks like they are having sex in those pics. I don't know about you guys, but if one of my best friends had a baby shower I would:

A) not invite my boyfriend

B) post a nice picture of HER or her and I, with a sweet caption. Not just a pic of myself and then another of me humping my caveman leech boyfriend.
(My irl boyfriend is a prince, but, ya know, in theory )

C) pick out a classy outfit that doesn't look like it's from the Golden Girls hooker line and put on natural glowy makeup

D) also wouldn't give alcohol as gifts and play tacky games like "boob or butt" or "porn face vs labour face"

It's just all so trashy. Which is especially tragic because she's clearly trying very hard to be classy.

[fizzwizz12]

how tacky... imagine the other family members at that dreadful baby shower?

what a "classy" bitch this chick isn't.

[pigmentedsadness]

Long time lurker here... I just find it SO weird that she associates weight gain with happiness... does that even make sense? Or is she just trying to put a positive spin on it, so people stop pointing it out and commenting on it. Just find it so strange that she always has to state how she gained cuz she’s happy. She can’t just be like I eat like shit or something. I think she’s trying to convince herself she’s happy with the weight gain

When I was married, my ex husband was a pro at attacking me for my weight! The “nicknames” I got really fucked me up.
Now that I’m with my bf, just celebrated 1 year haha, I can attest that “love weight” is real!
BUT...FUCK THAT BITCH because she DID NOT gain love weight. She filled her face like a turkeys ass on thanksgiving and regrets it now, so instead of owning up to it, she’s hiding it behind the “I’m in love now I’m healthy!” Excuse!


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[fizzwizz12]

she's not in love. she's not healthy. to liken her to anything else on this world is an insult to those other creatures.

she's toxic waste at best.

[Allaboutthetea]

Honestly though ... how has she NOT gained a lot of weight? The endless Doritos and refrained beans and never leaving her bed ...

[MissPrissyPriss]

Okay....if her excuse is she is “fat & happy” now then what is her excuse when this was taken nearly a year and a half ago when she was “miserable”?
New thread name suggestion: Jaclyn LiarLiarBalloonFaceOnFire Eilers

[FlamesOfRebirth]

It literally looks like they are having sex in those pics. I don't know about you guys, but if one of my best friends had a baby shower I would:

A) not invite my boyfriend

B) post a nice picture of HER or her and I, with a sweet caption. Not just a pic of myself and then another of me humping my caveman leech boyfriend.
(My irl boyfriend is a prince, but, ya know, in theory )

C) pick out a classy outfit that doesn't look like it's from the Golden Girls hooker line and put on natural glowy makeup

D) also wouldn't give alcohol as gifts and play tacky games like "boob or butt" or "porn face vs labour face"

It's just all so trashy. Which is especially tragic because she's clearly trying very hard to be classy.

The favors were so tacky! My friend for her baby shower did baskets where each guest got a box of macaroons that said "thank you", with a lush bath bomb, and rose scented candle that she hand made. It was an adorable set up and classy.

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