The Trisha Dictionary

[zalfiephan9]

Ok so I thought it would be fun (and somewhat educational to knew comers) to clarify the meaning behind things that Trisha proclaims.

I'll start:

Trisha Paytas: A 27 year old 5'3 ex- stripper and street hooker. She is a racist, bigoted, anti- Semitic, ant-gay, anti-woman, anti-feminist, ant-humanist, who is against any sort of equality. Trisha proclaims to be a conservative Republican and a devout Catholic. Although she thinks that Jewish people are wrong she does have a fetish for Jewish men. She gets away with saying anything she wants by saying she is a troll. Although she actually believes everything that she claims. The preferred fan names are "Shamu", "Trasha", and "The Not so Majestic Whale".

"Going to the Gym": The place she goes every six months when she wants to lose five pounds. She will pay for a personal trainer who of course is an in shape young male, take a selfie with him to fool her fishies into thinking she has friends. After a week she will give up. It is assumed that since she spends money like the world is ending tomorrow that she still pays for the membership even though she doesn't go.

Lenna/ Mom: An overly wrinkled 58 year old that Trisha has on her payroll. As far as we know she does not own a brush. If she does, she does not know how to use it. She has been married a total of three times but has kept her first husband's last name. Although she has a daughter with one of her other two husband's. The preferred fan name is "Mama Bacon".

"Sexually Active": Something that Trisha proclaims to be. Although we can assume that she has had vaginal sex with another man at least once in her 27 years. However in her mind being sexually active with herself (masturbating) is probably in her mind being sexually active.

"Modeling Career": A time in Trisha's life where she got paid by a fetish lingerie company to model plus size underwear. You can still find these pictures on the boxes in stores and online. However other than this lone modeling credit every other picture of her has been commissioned by herself.

Kale Flowers: A man that Trisha believes looks identical to Bradley Cooper. For a short period of time she tried to play him off as her mystery boyfriend. He is also on Trisha's payroll.

"Sexpert": Something that Trisha claims to be. Her knowledge of sex however comes from Lifetime movies, soft core premium cable porn, the 50 Shades series, and the After series.

"Closet": Her second bedroom located in her apartment. It is filled from floor to ceiling in junk that she will buy, film in a video so she can right it off as a business expense and never be seen again. When the closet is filled she moves the things that she can bare to part with to her storage unit. The rest stays behind. The preferred fan name is "Mt. Bougie"

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[fihe]

"Beg": Trisha's pronunciation of the word "bag", as in "handbag" or purse. Trisha owns what seems to be dozens of begs, most of which eventually end up in Mt. Bougie.

[Chocolate Cake]

Trisha is also been Photoshoping her selfies, yet claims to be "Curvy & Loving It" and "Thick" but spends hours to hide the fat rolls and beer belly, Here at GG, we believe that Shamu wants to eat half of the world and be skinny but she doesn't want to exercise or be healthy, so she just shames skinny girls while she cries in the middle of the night while eating cake.

[zalfiephan9]

"Fishie": Trisha's name for her fans. A fishie is a low life bottom feeder who watches every single one of her videos, likes every video, twitter post, and IG post. They also follow her on snap chat. In order to be a true fishie that is noticed by Trisha you must buy her products and tweet her pictures of your purchase. The only other way to get properly noticed by Trisha in the fishie community is make picture comparisons to her and Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole Smith. It is best to ignore the fishies at all cost.

Marilyn Monroe: An actress of classic Hollywood that tragically died. In Trisha's mind she was apparently a chubby woman. Trisha's actual knowledge of Marilyn is from watching her movies and watching any dramatization of Marilyn's life. She has never actually read a book on Marilyn Monroe.

Anna Nicole Smith: An ex-stripper, model, and gold digger who tragically died in the mid-2000's. Trisha feels that she is a role model because Anna Nicole married a rich old man who died shortly after her marriage to him. Trisha's obsession with large breast comes from Anna Nicole, who thanks to her fake large breast had horrible back problems that lead to her drug addiction. Apparently Trisha doesn't know this and wants larger breast than Anna Nicole herself had.

"Curvy": Although to a normal person the term curvy refers to a woman with a naturally large chest and broad shoulders, small waist, and naturally rounded behind and thighs (think hour glass). Trisha believes that any woman who is over weight or fat (see fat below) is considered curvy. this is a misconception. When a woman is over weight she is fat. Not curvy. Unless she has a curvy figure, in which case she is a fat curvy woman.

"Fat": A word that Trisha took back for all fat women (not men, Trisha would never date a fat man unless they are filthy rich). Trisha enjoys being fat. Though dislikes being called fat.

"Album/ Elbum": An EP consisting of 4 songs that Trisha paid for by herself. She does not know the difference between EP and album. She then posts them on to iTunes and Amazon. The devout (true) fishies are the only people to buy these. Everyone else waits until one of the devout fishies puts them on youtube separate from her own channel so she receives no money from it.

[youcancallmekatt]

I just laughed so hard my eyes are watery

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[neuroticbitch]

"Squirting": v. (skwurt)

What Trasha perceives to be pissing yourself in order to express sexual pleasure.

[RabbittibbaR]

"Obsessed": What she is about pretty much any product she happens to pick up/look at, then proceeds to never again mention it.

[zalfiephan9]

"Fan": A person who enjoys Trisha but is not an actual fishie. Although they might call themselves a fishie they do not qualify as one. The difference between a fan and a fishie is that while a fan might subscribe to all her social media all they are doing is viewing her videos. In order to be a fishie one must be on the attack for negativity given towards Trisha and actually want to be Trisha or at the very least her best friend. A fan usually ends coming here out of curiosity and figuring out "holly shit these people make a lot of good points..." or will just figure out on their own that Trisha is fucking nuts.

"Guru Gossip": The website you are currently on. Trisha is a member but nobody knows who she is and if she is actually an active poster. Trisha uses the site as a way to get pity because she knows that very few people actually like her on here. She will mention us every few months usually in a crying video. She has made two "haters gonna hate" videos about the site. Trisha tells other youtubers about the site as well. Such as Shane Dawson who is obsessed with the site himself.

Shane Dawson: A washed up youtuber whose subscriber count is made up of people who haven't been logged in in years but enjoyed his videos enough in 2010 to press the subscribe button. Shane is the male equivalent to Trisha. They are the same age, both have body image issues, and both are vulgar. They also both are under the impression that they are naturally "beautiful". They know each other through Shane's music video "The One that Turned you Gay". Trisha played a stripper. They became friends. Shane clearly likes her because she is fucked up and Trisha clearly has a crush on him. It is unknown if they have actually had sex.

[raspberrychampagne]

Assessories: How the piece of trailer trash pronounces "accessories."

[Cheesey]

Ok so I thought it would be fun (and somewhat educational to knew comers) to clarify the meaning behind things that Trisha proclaims.

I'll start:

Trisha Paytas: A 27 year old 5'3 ex- stripper and street hooker. She is a racist, bigoted, anti- Semitic, ant-gay, anti-woman, anti-feminist, ant-humanist, who is against any sort of equality. Trisha proclaims to be a conservative Republican and a devout Catholic. Although she thinks that Jewish people are wrong she does have a fetish for Jewish men. She gets away with saying anything she wants by saying she is a troll. Although she actually believes everything that she claims. The preferred fan names are "Shamu", "Trasha", and "The Not so Majestic Whale".

"Going to the Gym": The place she goes every six months when she wants to lose five pounds. She will pay for a personal trainer who of course is an in shape young male, take a selfie with him to fool her fishies into thinking she has friends. After a week she will give up. It is assumed that since she spends money like the world is ending tomorrow that she still pays for the membership even though she doesn't go.

Lenna/ Mom: An overly wrinkled 58 year old that Trisha has on her payroll. As far as we know she does not own a brush. If she does, she does not know how to use it. She has been married a total of three times but has kept her first husband's last name. Although she has a daughter with one of her other two husband's. The preferred fan name is "Mama Bacon".

"Sexually Active": Something that Trisha proclaims to be. Although we can assume that she has had vaginal sex with another man at least once in her 27 years. However in her mind being sexually active with herself (masturbating) is probably in her mind being sexually active.

"Modeling Career": A time in Trisha's life where she got paid by a fetish lingerie company to model plus size underwear. You can still find these pictures on the boxes in stores and online. However other than this lone modeling credit every other picture of her has been commissioned by herself.

Kale Flowers: A man that Trisha believes looks identical to Bradley Cooper. For a short period of time she tried to play him off as her mystery boyfriend. He is also on Trisha's payroll.

"Sexpert": Something that Trisha claims to be. Her knowledge of sex however comes from Lifetime movies, soft core premium cable porn, the 50 Shades series, and the After series.

"Closet": Her second bedroom located in her apartment. It is filled from floor to ceiling in junk that she will buy, film in a video so she can right it off as a business expense and never be seen again. When the closet is filled she moves the things that she can bare to part with to her storage unit. The rest stays behind. The preferred fan name is "Mt. Bougie"

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I SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMED

[idunno]

Bougie - A word Trisha uses frequently to describe anything that looks remotely expensive even if its actually ugly and cheap. Momma Bacon has picked up on the word as well.

Capital Grille - Trisha's natural habitat where she's been spotted frequently for the last few years.

Dominoes - Trisha's favorite pizza place where she orders delivery when she has no one to go out to Capital Grille with.

eBay - Trisha's go to website to buy cheap ugly jewlery from China. Has also been known to buy them and resell to her fishies for 10x the price and pass them off as "handmade".

Trisha's various "fiances" - Her imagination.

[TacyCollini]

Bougie - A word Trisha uses frequently to describe anything that looks remotely expensive even if its actually ugly and cheap. Momma Bacon has picked up on the word as well.

Capital Grille - Trisha's natural habitat where she's been spotted frequently for the last few years.

Dominoes - Trisha's favorite pizza place where she orders delivery when she has no one to go out to Capital Grille with.

eBay - Trisha's go to website to buy cheap ugly jewlery from China. Has also been known to buy them and resell to her fishies for 10x the price and pass them off as "handmade".

Trisha's various "fiances" - Her imagination.

Lmao! So true.

[boredbitch]

"Big changes are happening"- Trisha's not-so-subtle way of alluding to her faux engagement to her non-existent "man"- a white, gorgeous, rich male who lives solely in the depths of Trisha's mind.

"PF Changs"- one of the most frequently spotted meeting places of mama Bacon and Shamu while in their natural habitat. Loud grunts and moans are often heard exchanged between species while rapidly masticating food and accosting thin, attractive female waiters.

[sweetpea03]

Boyfriend/Guy I'm seeing- a man who sometimes calls Trish for a random hookup which of course means they are in love even though he doesn't ever want to hang out with her, only wants to bang her on occasion, and has another family.

[ShimmeryPeachyPink]

Peeenk - Trisha's pronunciation of "pink"; makes average English-speakers cringe with pain.

[Nesoi]

Please do not post a YouTuber's private address or any personal info they have not released themselves. Please report if her address appears here again If anyone posts it again they will be PERMANENTLY BANNED

[soooopigmented]

"Friends": Various individuals on her payroll.

[lee_loo]

"Friends": Various individuals on her payroll.

ROFL

[ShimmeryPeachyPink]

"Eeeeand": and

"Dancing": Being dragged around by Seanie, who looks dangerously close to a spinal cord injury

[mamagotback]

Bougie - A word Trisha uses frequently to describe anything that looks remotely expensive even if its actually ugly and cheap. Momma Bacon has picked up on the word as well.

Capital Grille - Trisha's natural habitat where she's been spotted frequently for the last few years.

Dominoes - Trisha's favorite pizza place where she orders delivery when she has no one to go out to Capital Grille with.

eBay - Trisha's go to website to buy cheap ugly jewlery from China. Has also been known to buy them and resell to her fishies for 10x the price and pass them off as "handmade".

Trisha's various "fiances" - Her imagination.

Lmao her @ Natural habitat