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Post by SWISSMISS » Thu May 12, 2016 10:26 pm

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SWISSMISS wrote:I really loved Adumb. I will never get over that one challenge they did where they were stoned and laughing. I wish I'd captured that, always made me die laughing.
Ah the whisper challenge. That was one of my favorites too. You can still find her all stoned and complaining that it won't upload...but it seems she finally took down the actual challenge video. Good thing I downloaded it when she first posted it! Lol. What's a good site to upload to?
Oh I have no idea how that all works, but I'm waiting anxiously to see it again! I was laughing so hard. Adumb seemed really nice quite honestly. I would go for him.

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Post by tar » Fri May 13, 2016 12:30 pm

bski51207 wrote:So FINALLY admits to the boob job. FFS Mel we all figured this out forrrrreevvvvvvveerrrrr ago. Just because your minions are dumber than rocks doesn't mean the rest of us are. It is amazing to me that she spent the last 2 yrs deny deny denying everything she is now confirming for click bait/$$$$. She is so ridiculous.
Trash_Queen wrote:So she basically went from an A cup to a D cup. No wonder they are sore all the time. :? That sounds terrible. I'm not against plastic surgery and I don't know much about the procedure in general but, that seems excessive why wouldn't she just go for a nice C cup? I feel like there wouldn't be enough skin for the implant to fit comfortably? ANYWAY atleast she finally admitted to having one, even if we all knew already.

"my love bugs" annoys me so much!
Did she think we couldn't tell? Why deny for all this time? We have eyes and are not stupid. :hee:

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Post by tgal789 » Fri May 13, 2016 1:58 pm

My guess is she went for the D cup bc Adam prolly likes them porn star boobs. And sorry but I will never say a man who sleeps with or steals a married woman is a nice guy. Apparently from what was posted here, Mel was not the first wife he slept with/stole from a fireman.

Granted it was equally Mel's fault as it takes two.. but you don't mess with another man's wife. So much for being the religious holy-roller person he tried to make himself out to be, or that Mel tried to make him out to be.

Interestingly enough, I did some snooping around (via the internet) when Mel was still with Adumb. It looked like he made more money as a fireman and Rick was/is a higher up position. Can someone explain how that might happen..? I guess it depends on the fire department itself. And granted, I may have not read correctly, but it definitely appeared that way. Adam's dad was/is also a firefighter, so I guess he just had an 'in' because of his father and just went the same route. I guess growing up with it, it is what you know!!

If anything her bait-click videos are good for a laugh!! :corn: :D
Other than of course the really lame and obvious attention-grabbing ones..those are just sad and pathetic. :?

Maybe she can have the boobs taken down a size or two, or the implants completely removed..?

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Post by laniezee » Fri May 13, 2016 4:37 pm

I can not believe she finally admitted to the boob job. I never thought she would. She is even promoting the boob job video on her main channel during her Friday Favorites.

Mama probably just wants the cash that these plastic surgery videos generate.

She said Ricky never complained about her boob size, etc.. but she got them AFTER she dumped Ricky...and when she was Adam. During her mid-life crisis.

ETA ~ at the end, she says she won't be promoting the video on her main channel.. Yeah right - she did in her FFPP..

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Post by laniezee » Fri May 13, 2016 4:37 pm

I can not believe she finally admitted to the boob job. I never thought she would. She is even promoting the boob job video on her main channel during her Friday Favorites.

Mama probably just wants the cash that these plastic surgery videos generate.

She said Ricky never complained about her boob size, etc.. but she got them AFTER she dumped Ricky...and when she was Adam. During her mid-life crisis.

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Post by tgal789 » Fri May 13, 2016 7:56 pm

Well like someone said, she seems desperate for channel views and clicks..

I still say her best bet is to take a break from youtube and work on herself and her family.

I mean I am sure the freebies she gets are a nice perk but being she kind of has a fragile situation she is in, I just think the stress of youtube is a bit much. She clearly can't come up with good videos and it is ironic that it seems to me like she has copied several of EmilyNoel's ideas. Kind of funny (as in ironic) since her and Em were competing neck in neck a few yrs ago for some kind of yt award..

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Post by protocol53 » Fri May 13, 2016 10:41 pm

She said in another somewhat recent video that she still considers herself married to Ricky, and considered herself married to him "in the Lord's eyes" even while they were divorced. So now does she consider herself an adulteress "in the Lord's eyes" because she was with Adumb while "still married"? She is so full of sh!t. I am so glad I unsubbed, I only watch the vids that you guys talk about the most on here. ;) :tu:

I did watch the boob job video too. Well, full disclosure, I watched part of it. I couldn't get through all of it. She was talking about implants and breasts as though there is 1 standard "B" cup and 1 standard "D" cup. The volume of a breast (or cup size) varies with rib cage size (or band size). There isn't "a D cup". But there is a 28D, 30D, 32D, 34D, 36D, and so on. And all of those breasts will be different sizes, or volumes, even though they are labeled the same cup size. But why should I be shocked that she doesn't know what she's talking about.
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Post by PinchedNipples » Fri May 13, 2016 11:59 pm

Posts video crying about her insurance payments going up and that she has severe breathing problems, almost to the point of COPD. Turns around and buys a boat...then admits she has MASSIVE breast implants......
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Post by jbeth » Sat May 14, 2016 7:29 pm

Meant to post this the other night but had internet problems (as did just about all the Charter customers everywhere it seemed). But she really missed an opportunity with the breast implants. Shaaanxo's vlogs about her implants are some of her most watched videos. And I know blndsundoll4mj had some about hers, but looking at her most popular, I guess that's not as interesting as her sex life, food porn, her wondering if dogs have brains, or why she's voting for Mitt Romney. wtf.

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Post by penguinasaurus » Sun May 15, 2016 1:52 am

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SWISSMISS wrote:I really loved Adumb. I will never get over that one challenge they did where they were stoned and laughing. I wish I'd captured that, always made me die laughing.
Ah the whisper challenge. That was one of my favorites too. You can still find her all stoned and complaining that it won't upload...but it seems she finally took down the actual challenge video. Good thing I downloaded it when she first posted it! Lol. What's a good site to upload to?
Oh I have no idea how that all works, but I'm waiting anxiously to see it again! I was laughing so hard. Adumb seemed really nice quite honestly. I would go for him.
It really is a good video... the whisper challenge where "mama" seriously ain't right. Took me a little to find a good free upload site for such a large file! Hah. No idea how long it will be up for.

The infamous whisper challenge!:
http://sendvid.com/w2c3t6j0

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Post by tgal789 » Sun May 15, 2016 7:40 am

Sorry but I can't watch that video.. It was painful enough the first time. I tried watching it again today and could not even get past the "I will eat you like an inappropriate avacado'. Adam looks like sh-t, the lines/wrinkles/bags around his eyes makes him look like an 80 year old woman, and he just looks unkempt. I won't even speculate what they may have done prior to that video.

So she clearly was living with him, bc she said 'you can see our toilet!'.. And yet she says she considers herself still married 'in God's eyes' when she was divorced.

It is clear she went back to Rick because Adam dumped her or it did not work out. As someone else said, she cannot take care of herself. I can't imagine poor Hadlie if Rick was not in the picture. *shudders*

Anyone remember that 'Moretous' Instagram page she opened for her, Adam, Mikayla, and Hadlie..?
She definitely was hoping it worked out with Adam.

I just can't see it working with Rick, or her being happy and truly content. But maybe this whole thing was a wake-up call for her.
Adam may have been what she wanted, but Rick is what she needs.

I just hope she does not use Rick like a revolving door and put him and Hadlie and their families through this again somewhere down the road..

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Post by Redlipstick9 » Sun May 15, 2016 8:47 am

penguinasaurus wrote:
SWISSMISS wrote:
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SWISSMISS wrote:I really loved Adumb. I will never get over that one challenge they did where they were stoned and laughing. I wish I'd captured that, always made me die laughing.
Ah the whisper challenge. That was one of my favorites too. You can still find her all stoned and complaining that it won't upload...but it seems she finally took down the actual challenge video. Good thing I downloaded it when she first posted it! Lol. What's a good site to upload to?
Oh I have no idea how that all works, but I'm waiting anxiously to see it again! I was laughing so hard. Adumb seemed really nice quite honestly. I would go for him.
It really is a good video... the whisper challenge where "mama" seriously ain't right. Took me a little to find a good free upload site for such a large file! Hah. No idea how long it will be up for.

The infamous whisper challenge!:
http://sendvid.com/w2c3t6j0
Thank you for that bit of entertainment! I had to take a break from her shit show, so I never saw that. I don't think he seems messed up, but she definitely was hitting something! I think he looks messed up in the bamboozle video.

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Post by Redlipstick9 » Sun May 15, 2016 8:48 am

penguinasaurus wrote:
SWISSMISS wrote:
penguinasaurus wrote:
SWISSMISS wrote:I really loved Adumb. I will never get over that one challenge they did where they were stoned and laughing. I wish I'd captured that, always made me die laughing.
Ah the whisper challenge. That was one of my favorites too. You can still find her all stoned and complaining that it won't upload...but it seems she finally took down the actual challenge video. Good thing I downloaded it when she first posted it! Lol. What's a good site to upload to?
Oh I have no idea how that all works, but I'm waiting anxiously to see it again! I was laughing so hard. Adumb seemed really nice quite honestly. I would go for him.
It really is a good video... the whisper challenge where "mama" seriously ain't right. Took me a little to find a good free upload site for such a large file! Hah. No idea how long it will be up for.

The infamous whisper challenge!:
http://sendvid.com/w2c3t6j0
Thank you for that bit of entertainment! I had to take a break from her shit show, so I never saw that. I don't think he seems messed up, but she definitely was hitting something! I think he looks messed up in the bamboozle video.

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Post by Evil_robot » Mon May 16, 2016 2:29 pm

where's the new thread doe :D

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Post by SWISSMISS » Wed May 18, 2016 6:38 pm

What is going on with her? The most recent instagram post doesn't even look like her.

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Post by xyz » Sat May 28, 2016 7:45 am

Melissa used to be more interesting when she was having her mid life crisis...now her vids are just like random clips of shit thrown together...her vids are so sad lol

That and idkkkk how ANYONE takes recommendations from her..when she is trying to shill a product she holds it up and says "...WHAT? WHAT??? WHATTT!!! omg girl..ohhhh uhhh omgg mmmm" and then throws it down without using a single adjective..and lucky if she says brand name/shade...

If she can pay rent on an apt,continue to buy makeup, flounce around town with diff men, then any fucking body should be able to bring substantial income from yt..
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Post by penguinasaurus » Sun May 29, 2016 6:05 am

Honestly I think she knows she's got a dying channel. The desperation in her voice is real. I think she keeps doing the monkey noises and acting like a nutter because she thinks that's what her demographic wants. People used to think it was funny when it would slip out of her every once in a while and she came off as some otherwise proper Christian lady...now? I mean she's a mess and she just hoots and hollers the entire video. She's lost her base of viewers. All she has left is stragglers and click bait.

And yeah it was more interesting when she was in the middle of her midlife crisis. The lies and deceptions, she was soooo full of herself. Now we're watching her try to piece the burnt ashes back together...fucking manipulative cow. She's just so transparent now. I feel bad for Ricky (and Hadley) it sucks that their stuck with this leech in their lives.

Heh when I first started watching her she was like neck and neck with Emily Noel and Tati...it's crazy to see how the other 2 have surpassed her, at least with their channels. Hah you will find me in both their trash threads as well tho.


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Post by txgirl » Sun May 29, 2016 2:46 pm

I can't understand why she talks the way she does now? Every other word is GURRRL and it's annoying. Not only that but saying things like "Gurrrrl I just can't BE...(insert anything here) UGH!
Is she trying to sound hip? younger? stupid??? because she is winning at the stupid part.

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Post by Redlipstick9 » Sun May 29, 2016 4:44 pm

^^Txgirl, I was going to tell you on the LLDelusional1 thread that I've missed you there and here...trainwreck 1 & 2!!


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Post by txgirl » Sun May 29, 2016 7:12 pm

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I'm back, and hopefully the site will cooperate (HA! I couldn't even quote your previous post) it's still very buggy here I see :(

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Post by cschu » Tue May 31, 2016 7:55 am

Yesterday I watched a Periscope that she posted and it was very strange. She didn't really have anything to say but she was most definitely drunk or stoned, did anyone else see it? It seemed very late at night and she kept looking around nervously saying she couldn't talk long. It was only about 4 minutes long and she was very slurry and squinty. It was all very WEIRD! Why even post anything?

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Post by txgirl » Tue May 31, 2016 9:10 am

Well she made good on her promise of a shower video :?
Her latest video has her testing waterproof makeup in the shower...what's next? testing toilet paper?

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Post by Redlipstick9 » Tue May 31, 2016 9:48 am

^^I saw the notification for her periscope, but didn't watch, and went to bed. I guess I should have! Phones should have breathalyzers on them. It would save a lot of people from looking like idiots, me included at times!


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Post by Redlipstick9 » Tue May 31, 2016 9:49 am

^^I saw the notification for her periscope, but didn't watch, and went to bed. I guess I should have! Phones should have breathalyzers on them. It would save a lot of people from looking like idiots, me included at times!


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Post by borderlinebetty » Tue May 31, 2016 9:54 pm

I haven't been on here forever, and I don't think I've ever posted anything except for the first 2 initial posts you are supposed to do, but this is worthy of posting. I've enjoyed Mel's videos in the past, but now I just can't support someone who allowed this. This is a screenshot of a video she posted on instagram. I knew what I saw, but it went by too fast and had to view it on my computer to be able to pause it. Rick drinking alcohol, Coors Light, while driving his boat with their daughter Hadlie on board. This is beyond negligent. He should be reported and given a BUI. I downloaded the video in case she decides to delete it and pretend it never happened like her relationship with Adam.
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