Bitterella - 280390 hurdles to a bump and a ring part 65

[rai1234]

I just don't understand how anyone could believe what Zoe claims she does for her business after all the lies that have come straight from her mouth throughout the years. It's really not that hard to believe that she filmed that vlog just to shut up the naysayers. Remember how much she played up "writing" Girl Online?

I mean, even when Joe was asked about her ghostwriting claims on the True Geordie podcasts he didn't deny it. He was like "the biggest celebrities get people to write their books for them", "I didn't draw the comics in my book", and stuff like that. He couldn't defend her lies.

[birkinbabe]

I must say...I found her most recent vlog (the ones with meetings and resumes) pretty interesting. I am kind of glad she is showing the business aspect of her life. I definitely saw her in a different light in that meeting. I know it was only one meeting but she honestly did more than I thought she did. And then to go through all the applications?
I don't know. I just felt like I saw her in a better light in that video and honestly it was interesting to hear that meeting.

Are you 5 years old? Please gtfo!

Obviously I'm super behind but I just saw this reply and the others. It's fine if y'all thought it was boring or didn't show much, but I didn't. I just thought it was neat to see behind the scenes like that. And yeah, I saw her differently. I never thought she was involved in literally any of it except for saying the final yes or no. Such rude responses. We're here to talk about Zoe, not insult each other for differing opinions.

all she does is say a yes or a no, she just wears a blazer and brings textas in her handbag and nods her head a lot and says "mm yeah" because she's playing boss. You can see them place the designs infront of her to say yes or no to, she just tries to make it sound like a group decision because she's on camera

Okay, I'm not arguing. I personally still found it interesting and everything. It's fine if nobody else did, like I get this is a "bashing" thread and that's why I'm here. I was just being honest. But I didn't post that to bring the subject back up, I just found the responses to be a little rude. So that's what I'm talking about. I hardly post on here as is but then when I finally do it was just disheartening to have people react like I was an idiot rather than just react because their opinion is different. That's all I'm saying.

[coffelatte]

Wait so she does drink and pretended not to? Aww the special snowflake is not that special anymore.

I mean, that whole scene (if you can call it that) was strange. Really seemed to me that she almost let it slip that she does drink from time to time.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that... She honestly strikes me as someone who does like one or two cocktails every now and then, but isn’t much of a drinker in general. I wish she’d just own it if that is the case.


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Nothing wrong is she likes to drink but she made a lot of "I don't drink, everyone is drinking except me because I don't drink" so yeah, more lies to fit her kids viewers I guess

I’m not judging if she does drink. I’m with you on the lying thing if she does in fact enjoy the occasional alcoholic beverage.

If you do drink, maybe just don’t deny it, ya know? Nothing wrong with an adult wanting a vodka and cranberry or a glass of wine.


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Oops I didn't express myself well, I agree with you. She is closer to her 30's no one is going to judge her for drinking.

[SoboredGGsux]

Yeah not sure how anyone who watched her weird meeting would say she works hard. She litcherally sat there the whole time saying "that's nice" or "yessss."

And that was supposed to be her biggest/most important meeting of the year? Wow what a tough life she lives.

[HearMeRoar]

Just started the new vlog so sorry if this has already been said but my god, no wonder she has bloody cake face! She uses bobbi brown foundation, shape tape concealer AND collection lasting perfection concealer AND bare minerals powder foundation and then a matte bronzer!

F*** me that is a lot of cake! The shape tape concealer is heavy on its own and so is the collection concealer. I use bare minerals foundation as my every day foundation as it is so buildable and long lasting but it can really make you cakey if you use it over other stuff.

[blerghhhhhh]

They take Nala to stay with The Deyes Cult while they go on holiday, but what about the guinea-pig??

[sailor_mars]

They take Nala to stay with The Deyes Cult while they go on holiday, but what about the guinea-pig??

She had a really big meeting last week ok, she works so hard, you can’t expect her to remember everything geez

[HearMeRoar]

Do you guys think that this little break could have been a crisis break? You know how some couples do a holiday to see if it will fix things? She just seemed overly clingy and complimentary in the vlogs whilst he was completely uninterested.

[ladyinblue]

Seriously.... the grinch

[HaleyBoBailey]

Seriously.... the grinch

I hate that smile. It’s supposed to be cute and coy, but instead it looks slightly “special.”


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[sandsgoldd]

When she calls him ‘gorgeous’ a part of me dies.

Also does anyone else find it irritating the way she looks at people when they’re talking.

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She gets really close and kinda smirks.

[yui-0902]

Seriously.... the grinch

Jez...where's her upper lip ?

[HearMeRoar]

Seriously.... the grinch

That is actually hideous... That is in no way a natural smile.

[dumblydore]

Seriously.... the grinch

someone please put a side by side comparison of the grinch

[ladyinblue]

Side by side as requested lol

[Caddy01]

I actually felt really sorry for Zoe in her Amsterdam vlog. She seems to still love Alfie and hes just completely indifferent. They act really weirdly with each other, like they've only been together a couple of months and don't really know each other yet, Zoe acts really nervous around alfie. And the "gorgeous" is so forced. I definitely think they are having relationship counselling. She compliments him all the time and he never compliments her, all he cared about was more shopping

Also do they actually have sex? The sex museum isn't that explicit, like theres some porn and a bdsm section but nothing shocking. It looked like it made Zoe really uncomfortable and it's mostly just funny, which is weird for a 27 year old.

I liked her a bit more in the vlog, she seemed a bit less irritating than when sloppy or Mark are around. Their trip was boring but that's their choice, I really can't get worked up about what they did in Amsterdam, they can do what they want.

Having said that I'm a dentist and the amount of sugar Zoe eats makes me shrivel up inside, she had pancakes, then a giant milkshake, then donuts, then sweets and chocolate, it's so much. Even if she's only taking a bite it's so many episodes of sugar! Everything she eats is just sugar. How does she have any teeth?

[HearMeRoar]

I actually felt really sorry for Zoe in her Amsterdam vlog. She seems to still love Alfie and hes just completely indifferent. They act really weirdly with each other, like they've only been together a couple of months and don't really know each other yet, Zoe acts really nervous around alfie. And the "gorgeous" is so forced. I definitely think they are having relationship counselling. She compliments him all the time and he never compliments her, all he cared about was more shopping

Also do they actually have sex? The sex museum isn't that explicit, like theres some porn and a bdsm section but nothing shocking. It looked like it made Zoe really uncomfortable and it's mostly just funny, which is weird for a 27 year old.

I liked her a bit more in the vlog, she seemed a bit less irritating than when sloppy or Mark are around. Their trip was boring but that's their choice, I really can't get worked up about what they did in Amsterdam, they can do what they want.

Having said that I'm a dentist and the amount of sugar Zoe eats makes me shrivel up inside, she had pancakes, then a giant milkshake, then donuts, then sweets and chocolate, it's so much. Even if she's only taking a bite it's so many episodes of sugar! Everything she eats is just sugar. How does she have any teeth?

I absolutely agree with you about their relationship. As much as I dislike Alfie, I hate even more seeing them together in a vlog because you can just see how separate they are. Alfie (who is the same age as me) is still too childish and selfish to be so committed to someone. He may have bought a house and got a dog with Zoe but it was for a facade, not to be tied to her. He wanted to look like he was living this put together, rich life and have all of the goalzzzz.

Alfie only cares about himself and how everything looks for him, not for the two of them. I could not even say what they talk about...They must have very stinted conversations.

Anytime Alfie is shown in Zoe's vlogs, Zoe comes across as desperate. It is like they are not even in a relationship and that she is desperately trying to get him to like her. It is like a teenage crush. I think Alfie resents his decisions in way... i think he would prefer the life of Marcus, dating a young woman, who is adventurous and travels and enjoys trying new things. I know Alfie is lazy himself but I feel somebody who has their own ambitions and is adventurous would truly benefit him.

Zoe and Alfie are toxic for each other. They bring out no positive things from each other. They just bring each other down.

Zoe in the newest vlog seemed really like they are in the make or break stage.

If they do have a sex life, I would assume it is all one-sided. Sex is an act between partners and both are too selfish to truly put the effort in so that both enjoy the act. In a long-term relationship, you need to put the effort in for your sex life so that things do not go stale and if you are busy working people, you have to set time aside (not saying to plan it but you know). If they do have sex, it is probably lack-luster. No wonder Alfie is so dead in the eyes.

Didn't Zoe once say she was only on the pill for her skin problems? Obv trying to look squeaky clean for her young audience but I couldn't see her being on the pill for birth control.

[dumblydore]

did anyone see alfie's instastory - he said "you look... lovely" and she was like "you don't say 'you look lovely' to your girlfriend of 5 years, you say that to your grandma" - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE HIS GRANDMA

[HearMeRoar]

did anyone see alfie's instastory - he said "you look... lovely" and she was like "you don't say 'you look lovely' to your girlfriend of 5 years, you say that to your grandma" - THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE HIS GRANDMA

What's her problem...That's a cute compliment. I like it when my boyfriend of 3 years says that. How high maintenance for her to demand being called gorgeous and beautiful basically..

[geepee19]

I actually felt really sorry for Zoe in her Amsterdam vlog. She seems to still love Alfie and hes just completely indifferent. They act really weirdly with each other, like they've only been together a couple of months and don't really know each other yet, Zoe acts really nervous around alfie. And the "gorgeous" is so forced. I definitely think they are having relationship counselling. She compliments him all the time and he never compliments her, all he cared about was more shopping

Also do they actually have sex? The sex museum isn't that explicit, like theres some porn and a bdsm section but nothing shocking. It looked like it made Zoe really uncomfortable and it's mostly just funny, which is weird for a 27 year old.

I liked her a bit more in the vlog, she seemed a bit less irritating than when sloppy or Mark are around. Their trip was boring but that's their choice, I really can't get worked up about what they did in Amsterdam, they can do what they want.

Having said that I'm a dentist and the amount of sugar Zoe eats makes me shrivel up inside, she had pancakes, then a giant milkshake, then donuts, then sweets and chocolate, it's so much. Even if she's only taking a bite it's so many episodes of sugar! Everything she eats is just sugar. How does she have any teeth?

It really is sad to watch. Zoe is also always the one to upload the rare photos that they have together, and I have noticed even their minions commenting that Alfie does not seem interested in her anymore.

She must know? Surely? I don't understand what she's clinging on to anymore. She turns 28 in a few weeks. The relationship is dead and is too far gone to be revived.

She must really lack the self-esteem to drop him. If she had any real friends, they should tell her she looks a fool and to get out before its too late for her to settle with someone else.