Kristin Gehm Part 3

[puppymomma4]

The PO Box!!!!! She has thousands and thousands in disposable income. She and Baaaaabbby never keep a car for more than 18 months or so. She spends well over $10,000 a year on cosmetics and hair/body products, not to mention hair cuts, color and massages. Baaaabby has recently taken up firearms purchasing. He also hunts and fishes (both of which cost money.) YET, she keeps her PO Box posted in each description box even though she is RARELY, if ever, sent anything to review. She is a greedy pig in all aspects of her life and realizes that her adoring "friends" will send her shit (sometimes totaling hundreds from one viewer) just for a channel mention. The body butters were honestly the most shocking and disgusting display. I realize she has far more surface area to slather down than most, but what does she need with ten coconut body butters hoarded in her makeup room. This bitch. I can't.

The lying about what she eats just grosses me out. She's the size of a juvenile hippo. She only films select things she's eating/hauling from the grocery store. If she was anywhere in the neighborhood of eating only what she does on camera, she'd be 150. She's 5' 6" and going on 5 years post bypass, but she's a bullshitter who only allows her full body to be seen in her own photographs in front of a tilted mirror. She never shows her sizes in hauls, either. I guess that's just another objective measure of her total failure.

Basically, she's a greedy, egotistical lying hog. That saggy-jowled gob is flapping and she's distorting the truth to be more flattering than it is.

And there's her blush. Just look at a pic for all the explanation that warrants.

[MakeupIsMyLife]

Ok @puppymomma4. I feel as if I need to go back and watch the previous videos win good old Michael. I glossed right over them, and don't remember a meltdown.

[LazyHousewife]

She needs to close her PO Box. If companies want to send her something, she can just give them her address.

[puppymomma4]

Ok @puppymomma4. I feel as if I need to go back and watch the previous videos win good old Michael. I glossed right over them, and don't remember a meltdown.

It wasn't so much of a meltdown as it was a crazy, defensive rant about how his company is, and will always be, different b/c he doesn't have a website from which products can be purchased. It seems to be a point of pride/defensiveness with him that he works out of a bricked-in alley and doesn't have a basic, functioning website. I still don't understand how there's room for anyone else in that shack when K-Whale comes to visit. You'd think she'd take up the full width of the shanty.

[Joni_M]

Ok @puppymomma4. I feel as if I need to go back and watch the previous videos win good old Michael. I glossed right over them, and don't remember a meltdown.

It wasn't so much of a meltdown as it was a crazy, defensive rant about how his company is, and will always be, different b/c he doesn't have a website from which products can be purchased. It seems to be a point of pride/defensiveness with him that he works out of a bricked-in alley and doesn't have a basic, functioning website.

Yes! And she gets sooooo defensive if anyone questions why a product from a no-name is priced so high. She gets so bitchy to her minions that if I were one of them, I'd get the hint and go find some other "guru" to follow. I'm sorry, Kristin, but Michael and CC are fucking UNKNOWN anywhere except the very teeny tiny YouTube world of your teeny tiny deluded fanbase and he is INSANE to charge as much as he does for his crap cosmetics!! You should be ashamed of yourself for encouraging your followers to buy this crap when they could do better buying stuff off the shelves of Target, for Christ's sake!!

[OhGirlNo]

Ok @puppymomma4. I feel as if I need to go back and watch the previous videos win good old Michael. I glossed right over them, and don't remember a meltdown.

Definitely watch the video where she (tries) to interview Michael. It's from November. He goes totally off the rails and spouts odd platitudes through the whole thing and makes reference to Kristin's size at least three time. Every time she tries to get back on topic he goes off back down the Yellow Brick Road again talking about haters and snapping his fingers. It's such a trainwreck.

[BabyJane]

Ok @puppymomma4. I feel as if I need to go back and watch the previous videos win good old Michael. I glossed right over them, and don't remember a meltdown.

Definitely watch the video where she (tries) to interview Michael. It's from November. He goes totally off the rails and spouts odd platitudes through the whole thing and makes reference to Kristin's size at least three time. Every time she tries to get back on topic he goes off back down the Yellow Brick Road again talking about haters and snapping his fingers. It's such a trainwreck.

Wow if the way she still fawns over him after that is not a sad indication of her actual self-esteem I don't know what is.

[puppymomma4]

Happy Early Taaaaaaaapic Tuesday to yaaaaa!!!!!



You know she'll be thrilled to get all the "Oh, K-Whale, we've all missed you. Life isn't the same without your stunning face and riveting vlogs!"

[shopgirl26]

haha I'm grateful for the points! She was just so boring to watch and just I never found her inspiring to look at etc. It was like watching paint dry.

also, nothing grosses me out as much as the Camp Cosmetics bullshit, I can't believe people would have even BOUGHT IT, like.. seriously. EW. Wasting your good money.

[maisie-daisy]

can anyone tell me what's the deal with KG? I've watched a few of her videos, but didn't find her very inspiring, but there's a lot of shit about her on this forum for a relatively 'smaller' you tuber, so I'm not some KG bandwagonist, but what's her shitty claim to be flamed here so consistently?

I can't speak for everyone, but for me, it's mainly 4 things. 1) the way she speaks. Breathy, run-on sentences, bumbling at least 1-2 words every single sentence then has to go back and clear her mistake, this time in a loud barking voice. It drives me insane. 2) the vlogs. They are sooooo boring it's unfathomable to me how she can think even ONE person would be interested in watching! She just moves from room to room in her house, turning on & off lights, reciting the time endlessly, muttering to herself about the chores she needs to get done, rolling her eyes up at Bob and smirking like "See what I have to put up with here?", not to mention the CONSTANT swirling of the camera all around her which induces motion sickness. 3) the collab with heretofore unknown Camp Cosmetics. Some oddball in Chicago who doesn't even have a website partnered with her to sell some shitty makeup, gave it dumbass names like Gangsteh Gehm and the KGB Palette (I'm waiting for Hitler Highlighting Powder myself) and has the utter GALL to charge prestige prices (I'm talking Tom Ford and Chanel, not merely Urban Decay prices!). 4) Her increasingly large EGO! All the postings of Outfits of the Day and Faces of the Day, all which look pretty much the same. The pandering to her minions for products (see Trader Joe's body butter) and then the feigned surprise when she gets these gifts in her PO Box. She seems to have let YT "fame" really bloat her ego. So, that's 4 good reasons right there to dislike this increasingly egoistic person. Anyone else want to chime in?

Hitler Highlighting Powder. I laughed so much I choked

[Givemeabreak]

She posted on Instagram this morning that her power went out at home this morning and had to bring her plethora of makeup (including a fricking makeup mirror and an excessive amount of brushes) to work in order to paint her face. Seriously, couldn't she have taken the bare necessities and slapped it on in the bathroom at work?

[xxxxxxxxxx]

I thought the same. I love makeup too but she's so obsessed. I even see her brush for "contouring"


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[puppymomma4]

Idk. Her face is pretty grotesque. It might not be so easy to get by on the bare necessities.

[xxxxxxxxxx]

^ Where'd your avatar go?! I have to actually look at the name to see who posted now


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[puppymomma4]

Blarg, I tried changing it on mobile and GG was being persnickety about file size. Don't fret. I'll find something fabulous to replace the old one. There's no shortage!

[MakeupIsMyLife]

Ok I finally watched the camp interview, man was he rude. Comparing her to a redwood tree. Talking about "discounting" her because of her appearance. Wow. And again he was draped in Chanel jewelry. I'm saying fake. His back alley makeup cart can't be racking in that kinda dough.

[puppymomma4]

For inquiring minds:



The Jean Chain Sermon.

[mustardmoon1]

She posted on Instagram this morning that her power went out at home this morning and had to bring her plethora of makeup (including a fricking makeup mirror and an excessive amount of brushes) to work in order to paint her face. Seriously, couldn't she have taken the bare necessities and slapped it on in the bathroom at work?

Would it kill her not to wear a mask of makeup for one day? I mean, she occasionally goes out to run errands on the weekends with no makeup on, she has shown it in her vlogs. I gotta be honest with you guys, I haven't been watching K's vlogs or much of her beauty videos for that matter. Been too busy with life in general. I'm gonna try to catch up though.

[Joni_M]

Ok I finally watched the camp interview, man was he rude. Comparing her to a redwood tree. Talking about "discounting" her because of her appearance. Wow. And again he was draped in Chanel jewelry. I'm saying fake. His back alley makeup cart can't be racking in that kinda dough.

OK, so do you guys think that's the reason he hooked up with KG? To appeal to middle-aged, average-to-frumpy women? That's not a bad idea because they have more money to spend than the teens and the population is aging rapidly, buuuuutttt.... he still could have his pick of lovely women over 40 who have beauty channels. He really does come across as an unpleasant ass. I hope whatever kickback KG is getting is worth the humiliation of being compared to a giant, sturdy redwood tree with an unappetizing appearance.

[puppymomma4]

She claims to be getting absolutely zilch for shilling all that Camp mess.....