But I finally got around to making the FAQ. I am trying to make it all-inclusive, but I will definitely end up leaving things out, forgetting things, and having to add things as more questions get asked with more frequency. For now, here's a good place to start though.
Kai's Finances
As you probably noticed, we discuss Kai's finances on here a lot. The reason for this is because Kai cheats the system. Someone pays for all her stuff, and it's not Kai. She doesn't get enough views, comments, and subscriptions to actually make any decent money from Youtube. Her mom is a sub-par hairstylist that works out of her home, and her dad is some sort of government worker (although his exact occupation has never been verified) and most government workers don't make a whole lot of money. So where does Kai get the thousands (literally, thousands) of dollars a month that she is spending on beauty supplies, makeup, and junk food? Who knows! She also cheats the system with her MAC Pro card and her CosmoProf card. Some believe the cards are in Mama Wilcher's name, but some think they're in Kai's name because, by all rights, technically, she did pass her course to become a licensed MUA.
Matt/Madd/Mary
Kai's husband (or as you may see it written, husbint). Any of these names apply to the same person. There is no other Mary or Matt that we discuss. Madd is a play off of Kai's very unique dialect, but still means Matt.
Maureen/Mooren
Matt's ex-girlfriend. She is the girl Matt was dating before he dated Kai. She's kind of crazy. She is hung up on Matt, jealous of Kai (but why, honestly?) and stalks Matt at work and such. Her and Kai don't like each other.
Mama Wilcher/Mama Wheelchair
Kai's mom. Master enabler. To some extent, she funds Kai's escapades. To what extent, who knows? She can't cook a healthy meal, let's Kai stay at home rent-free, and takes her anywhere she wants to go, with seemingly no catch or ultimatum. We call her Mama Wheelchair, mostly just as a prod at the way Kai talks. The same goes for things duch as, but not limited to; limidishun, priddy, 'ply, stunneen, etc.
Now for the speed round! (These were provided by some commenters, so I copy/pasted the questions and am just answering them here):
Is she really xx years old? I thought she was older?! Yes, she is 23 years old. Her bad diet, lack of physical activity, and hours basking in the sun, slathered in baby oil have aged her quite nicely. All of these can be documented by looking at any of her various social media accounts.
Who is Davit? Davit is her ex boyfriend, David. We call him Davit because of the way Kai talks, as mentioned before. They had a pretty rocky relationship that was on an off for like 5 years, and obviously, it's finally over, and David is doing better while Kai is not so much.
She doesn't have a job? I thought she sold Avon/Scentsy, and she makes money from YouTube? Hahahahahaha. Just no, to all ov the above. She doesn't sell Avon and Scensty anymore (and I doubt anyone besides herself and her mom even bought from her when she was) and as I mentioned, she makes close to nothing off YouTube.
How long has Kai been doing yootoob? 7 years.
How did Kai and Madd meet? plentyoffish.com
Previously known Youtube channels? kaikhaod, sincerelykailyn (which she recently brought back) and of course, ForeverKailyn, which never really went away, it was just privated for some time.
Kai's make up artist 'education': Kai took a 40 hour makeup course that got her licensed as a Makeup Artist. I think we are all in agreement that it was intended as an intro course and was supposed to be followed-up on, and that she probably just barely passed. Looking at her lack of skills and knowledge in basically every aspect of makeup application, it's more of a probability than just speculation.
Why do you call her BBGorilla? It's a play off of BBGurl (baby girl) (which we call her because she's spoiled) and she's built like a gorilla, so it kinda came to be, and then stuck.
What is MF and PL? MF is MoarFail. It was a blog that highlighted the fails of YouTube gurus and Kai was a regular topic on there. The MoarFail readers/commenters were called "Pretty Ladies (PLs)" because Kai used to say "hello pretty ladies!" in her older videos.
Why are you so concerned with Kai's teeth? Kai used to have really really bad teeth. I'm talking like Lester's Possum Park, hillbilly, snaggletooth, bad teeth. Which of course is not her fault. Some of use are born with it. She got braces and dentistry done to fix her teeth, and it really helped a lot. But of course BBGurl can't be bothered to keep up with her dental regimen, and now her teeth appear to be shifting back to their former state of misfortune, and sometimes the girls comment on it. Just more proof that Kai is all about immediate and temporary pleasure, no understanding of the concept of consequences, and her unwillingness to work for anything in her life.
Kai's Scandals and Controversies
Honestly, where to even begin? The MoarFail blog had a pretty good repertoire of Kai's brightest moments. From the email hacks where they found loads of companies she emailed, trying to get free products to plug and do reviews on, to the cell phone she sold online, and sent out before deleting very scandalous photos off of, to the shampoo bottle, to the livechats on BlogTV, I honestly could go on forever. She's done a lot of shit that really is kind of a thread in it's own. In the famous words of Kai, "I'm a thimple girl. I make mithtaketh." This may very well be the case, but Kai is a true gem, in that she does everything she's always done and expects different results.
I hope this is enough of an intro to help those who are new to the crazy train we call Kai. I'm not sure how we're gonna update this, because I know there's a lot I left out and probably a lot to be added at several points in the future, but I feel like it might get cluttered and get over 40 pages if just anyone throws out additions here? I guess we'll have to see, maybe a Mod can provide a better mechanism. I still have OOTD's and Kitchen Vlogs/Klogs to talk about, but I thought this was a good jumping off point, since this is the stuff that is more frequently discussed, and consequently, asked about by people new to the trainwreck.
