The Pointless Guru - Endless Deyes of self praise: Part 15

[joffy]

Anyone notice when he was at the water park with wet hair that it's receding quite a bit? He was constantly pulling it forward to hide the bare scalp

[magucken]

(..) I knew it. There's no way our Pointlesshero shelled out for that trip himself. (..)

PLEASE, can we have PointlessHero as the new thread name????

lol Glad you liked that.

Anyone noticed in his latest vlog at 15:27 he has a framed photo of Zoe and Nala in his hotel room?

No kidding. Good catch! lol

[Guest]

Anyone notice when he was at the water park with wet hair that it's receding quite a bit? He was constantly pulling it forward to hide the bare scalp

Your hair would be falling out too if you lived with a 27 year old teenager wannabe, Who also wants a baby ASAP! And you were living a lie pretending you’re not a raging gay boy

[magucken]

Anyone notice when he was at the water park with wet hair that it's receding quite a bit? He was constantly pulling it forward to hide the bare scalp

Yeah, it looked like it, didn't it? I was thinking that too, like, ah that that's why he's always pulling his hair so weirdly forward and over in every vlog, always fiddling with it.
And his orange highlights kinda glow extra bright in the glistening Persian Gulf sun, don't they? lol

[newtoyou]

Bit delayed but I lol'd when he was doing the mentos promo and said "it's weld hallo day" :lol

[tok]

His newest vlog wasn't even that bad
I watched half of it without skipping.
I find it funny how happy he looks the whole time despite knowing that the media now focuses on his problematic girlfriend
Honestly if he'd really love her he'd suffer with her and not only take a lousy photo of her with him on vacation where he has the time of his life

Offtopic: idk if I missed something but who exactly is that other girl in the vlog? Is that his cousin?

[sockmonkey]

^ I think she’s another one of his school friends. She’s really pretty

I can’t believe the whole thing was organised by the Dubai tourism board lol. Everyone in the comments is all “omg friend goals omg you’re the best” um...no. He got offered a free trip to Dubai and unfortunately has a girlfriend who never leaves the house, other youtubers who pretend to like him but really don’t so the only other people he could take were his old friends.

I’ll never get over the fact that rich people keep getting such expensive stuff for free. It’s just ludicrous

[shitsandgigs]

Soooo....when he was SO BUSY planning the trip (which, btw who leaves it until the day before to plan a trip) and couldn't vlog, he wasn't actually planning it. The Dubai tourism board has organised their actitivites.
God I could punch him.

[miserlou]

Uhhh, according to Holly's IG story they're going to Dubai...for 3 days. This is such a waste if I've ever seen one.

Correct me if I wrong about Dubai’s laws but didn’t Alfie make some inspirational speech about the lgbtq community and he jets to a country which is extremely homophobic. If he’s as passionate about the lgbtq rights as he claims you’d think he’d pick somewhere a bit more accepting.

Yep you're right. Also Holly is bisexual and is currently dating a girl...and he's taking her to Dubai.

I don't like Alfie, but he's not forcing her to go. She obviously doesn't care and that's not really Alfie's problem

In a vlog he said that he organised it as a gift for his school friends and that they didn't know where they are going. This is something that you take into consideration while doing such a sulrise

Oops sorry, I didn't actually watch the vlog; that sucks then. Alfie seems dense to any kind of social issues so I'm not surprised tbh.

[miserlou]

Just watched the CRAZY FIRST DAY IN DUBAI!! video and at one point Chai was hugging Holly at the water park when he got scared on the ride. I wonder if they know that kind of behaviour runs the risk of them being arrested.

[BasicBtch21]

Just watched the CRAZY FIRST DAY IN DUBAI!! video and at one point Chai was hugging Holly at the water park when he got scared on the ride. I wonder if they know that kind of behaviour runs the risk of them being arrested.

I mean, I lived there for over 13 years and used to cuddle and kiss my boyfriend in public and nothing was ever said/done to us so I’m sure they’ll be fine. The UAE (and Dubai in particular) isn’t as backwards and the media make it out to be.


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[miserlou]

Just watched the CRAZY FIRST DAY IN DUBAI!! video and at one point Chai was hugging Holly at the water park when he got scared on the ride. I wonder if they know that kind of behaviour runs the risk of them being arrested.

I mean, I lived there for over 13 years and used to cuddle and kiss my boyfriend in public and nothing was ever said/done to us so I’m sure they’ll be fine. The UAE (and Dubai in particular) isn’t as backwards and the media make it out to be.


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Oh I've been to Dubai a few times so I know it's not as bad as it's made out to be, but that behaviour is definitely still illegal. Alfie is the right level of obnoxious that he could piss someone off and end up getting them in trouble for something small like that.

[notyourchummy]

In regards to the new title, is there a way to work Alfiestotle in there somewhere? I can't remember who said it but it was bloody brilliant.

[Wombat]

Random question for the Aussies or Kiwis on here: did all the Hello World talk just put that bloody Saddle Club song on a constant, weeks-long loop in your head? Because I cannot make it stop.

[ello101]

PointlessBF: TAKE DOWN THE TENT


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