Lichrally Savage Deyes of Pointless Alfie -Part 14

[Pastel]

Tomorrow he'll tweet saying he didn't have a vlog up today "as I was having a party in the tent. No phones or cameras or social media as I wanted to live in the moment with everyone else".

Haha he put up an insta story yesterday saying exactly that.

He has truly become a parody of himself.

[balletflats]

Long time lurker, first time poster, so hi! o/

I saw y'all discussing how often Alfie uploads and I had to make an account and share something. I started this spreadsheet for practice as my excel skills were/are really bad for someone who uses them so much... it was also quite fun, I like data and stuff.



It's also really really eye opening to see just how much he misses.

[Cruelladevil]

Long time lurker, first time poster, so hi! o/

I saw y'all discussing how often Alfie uploads and I had to make an account and share something. I started this spreadsheet for practice as my excel skills were/are really bad for someone who uses them so much... it was also quite fun, I like data and stuff.

<a class="vglnk" href="" rel="nofollow"><span>https</span><span>://</span><span>docs</span><span>.</span><span>google</span><span>.</span><span>com</span><span>/</span><span>spreadsheets</span><span>/</span><span>d</span><span>/</span><span>17Lymp9QinGOIkb7aJRc</span><span>_</span><span>X4mQNZ6yXXL0gCqfaKDsIH4</span><span>/</span><span>edit</span><span>?</span><span>usp</span><span>=</span><span>sharing</span></a>

It's also really really eye opening to see just how much he misses.

That's almost a week a month.

Wow. I wish I could take a week off work every month.

[Pastel]

Long time lurker, first time poster, so hi! o/

I saw y'all discussing how often Alfie uploads and I had to make an account and share something. I started this spreadsheet for practice as my excel skills were/are really bad for someone who uses them so much... it was also quite fun, I like data and stuff.



It's also really really eye opening to see just how much he misses.

Yeah I'm the one who's gone back and counted a couple of times. Even better to see a visual representation, though! I was always too lazy to do that, so thanks

[baremanila]

Can someone tweet that spreadsheet to him so the minions can see? I would but I'm on private

[SoboredGGsux]

Can someone tweet that spreadsheet to him so the minions can see? I would but I'm on private

And get the onslaught of "HE CAN TAKE AS MUCH TIME OFF AS HE WANTS" "I DON'T SEE U WORKING EVERYDAY!!!!" "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS" "HE DOES IT ALL FOR US" "HE WORKS SOOOO HARD HE DESERVES TIME OFF"

As a side note, that Anonymus123 bitch minion on Twitter is on another level...

[joffy]

My god, even their parties are sponsored. By the doughnut company of course.

[Antacids1]

Can someone tweet that spreadsheet to him so the minions can see? I would but I'm on private

And get the onslaught of "HE CAN TAKE AS MUCH TIME OFF AS HE WANTS" "I DON'T SEE U WORKING EVERYDAY!!!!" "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS" "HE DOES IT ALL FOR US" "HE WORKS SOOOO HARD HE DESERVES TIME OFF"

As a side note, that Anonymus123 bitch minion on Twitter is on another level...

They obviously work for Alfie.

[magucken]

So apparently they don't have to mark videos as ads anymore under certain circumstances. Clearly this was an Apple feature, just as with Caspar's video today. Both "gifts" to someone else. Clever. But make sure "iPhone 8" in the title and in the description, first line above the fold. So obvious. And all those pinheads in the comments going "Awww, Alfie (Grant) is soooo sweet to give Zoe (Caspar) such a great gift. I need a friend like that... goalzzz"

[CalatheaLater]

At 16:36 in his his latest vlog, does it look like he has his hazards on while he's picking food up from Zizzi's? What an absolute knobhead

[sandsgoldd]

I couldn’t watch his new vlog I’m sorry but he is such an arrogant pig.

[Pastel]

Can someone tweet that spreadsheet to him so the minions can see? I would but I'm on private

Gonna take one for the team.

[nixworld68]

Can someone tweet that spreadsheet to him so the minions can see? I would but I'm on private

Gonna take one for the team.

GIRRRRRRRL, just saw it. GOD BLESS YOU.

[Pastel]

Can someone tweet that spreadsheet to him so the minions can see? I would but I'm on private

Gonna take one for the team.

GIRRRRRRRL, just saw it. GOD BLESS YOU.

I'm always here to take Alfie down a notch (and my twitter is virtually anonymous + very underused).

Frankly I'm almost disappointed that I haven't received any minion hate yet.

[Citrine]

Can someone tweet that spreadsheet to him so the minions can see? I would but I'm on private

Gonna take one for the team.

GIRRRRRRRL, just saw it. GOD BLESS YOU.

I'm always here to take Alfie down a notch (and my twitter is virtually anonymous + very underused).

Frankly I'm almost disappointed that I haven't received any minion hate yet.

They probably only see green and feel even more proud of Alfie

[alfiedeyesoff]

At 16:36 in his his latest vlog, does it look like he has his hazards on while he's picking food up from Zizzi's? What an absolute knobhead

Yep, because he was parked on double yellow lines. I guess he thinks it's ok for him to break the law if it means he can pick up his food quicker.

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[Whitesand]

At 16:36 in his his latest vlog, does it look like he has his hazards on while he's picking food up from Zizzi's? What an absolute knobhead

Yep, because he was parked on double yellow lines. I guess he thinks it's ok for him to break the law if it means he can pick up his food quicker.

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Every time I think surely this guy can't be that much more of a dick... he proves me wrong

[AmenAmen91]

VLOG: Buying a Zorb ball for the garden

- They use their fancy Aga so little they are using it to hold their bags. Lmao --- Proof at 1:00

-He got another Zorb ball. The money he spends on crap he could actually live life. But no. Another zorb ball because you lack communication skills for your friends to come over without fancy gadgets or a party

-You think Joe or Jim would pop round EVEN IF they lived down the Road? For subs - maybe

-I just noticed their house isn't too far from their neighbours and they are forever screaming. Ugh

-Alfie "When am I gonna deflate the zorb ball. I might just leave ir up" --- then chuck it. What happened to the tipee??

-Alfie "We have 42 house plants" --- talk about over doing it

- Look at Gourmet Alfie. Jacket potatoe and peas!!! The anticipation for tomorrows dinner is killing me

-And MBF gang (morning backflip gang) the backflips are back tomorrow. Yes Lord Alfie. Yesss. Lol

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[karaokequeen]

It bugs me so SO much when they leave the fridge door open for minutes and just casually walk by. Ugh, pet peeve!

[Sarahb88]

So looks like he's skipping out on another creator summit - the only members of Gleam who seem to have gone are Joe and Caspar. This time it's even in Spain so it's not like it's that far to travel.

I still don't understand how people think he's all about travelling and adventure and it's Zoe holding him back - NO he's lazy and everything he does is just to create an image or for views. He's a lazy, entitled prick, who won't do anything unless it comes to him.